i need some older but still care free friends.

either they have a curfew or they have to wake up early for work/school. im trying to celebrate RIGHT NOW.

Tags: me

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i feel like im the only person in the world that would walk into a bar and say….

“lemme get 2 shots of pepto”.

imagine if someone mixed a drink with peptobismal? dont imagine it, one man will try it, this man!

mydaystheyarecold:

I’m going to hell.

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i need more people to follow on instagram!

idgaf about whom follows me, i just need shit to look at when im bored!

place name here?

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fuckyeahrollergirls:

(by Axle Adams)

me listening to mercy.

pusha-t/big sean’s verse

kanye’s verse.

2 chainz verse

dont act like you dont get stupid/shuffle/fistpump/tecktonik during yeeyz verse.

(Source: bbreast, via plasticchic)

wellz, ima start listening to reggaeton now.

because if history taught me anything, its that shit comes back in style

Tags: me

illinois:

the year is 2012

sexy has disappeared once again

only one man can bring it back

(Source: believed, via teddyyo)

the things that go through my head when i get nervous about my upcoming roadtest.

if you pass:

  • you’ll be able to go to all the fun places that weere too far to go via train
  • you’ll be able to eat anything with a drive thru at 3a.m.
  • you’ll be able to shit on all the people that fronted on you because now they are all gonna want a ride.
  • you’ll never have to worry about getting robbed coming from manhattan at 2 a.m.
  • you can drive to queen which means……
  • you can date white girls!!
  • did i mention…..WHITE GIRLS!
  • fun, goofy, sillyass WHITE GIRLS.
  • no drama, no ghettoness WHITE GIRLS.
  • videogame playing, converse wearing, blue eyed having, big breast carrying,colorful beards collecting WHIIIIITE GIIIIIRLS.

YUP, i deserve to fail :-(

Tags: me

low-resolution:

Dat Ass!

low-resolution:

Dat Ass!

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unpopular opinion.

i think Jennifer Lawrence has so much personality in interviews & most movies, except the hunger games. shes so BLAND in the hunger games.-___-

Tags: me

emmabailey:

veronymous:

icwhatudidwear:

Some Blizzcon 2011 Cosplay Highlights - photos by Derick Tortarella aka Mr. Muggles.

Shit son.

I really wanna go to blizzcon :(

eminem collabo fact.

he killed jay-z on renegade.

he killed nicki minaj on romans revenge.

he killed 50 on patiently waiting.

he killed biggie on the dead wrong.

he killed Dmx on go to sleep.

he killed weezy on no love(and drop the world).

he killed drizzy, yeezy, & wayne on forever.

….sometimes i wish Em did more features(but then i think “fuck that”). he embarrasses other raps which is why those songs are never a smash hits, hip-hop fans VOID the songs he kills their favorite rapper on from music existence.

Tags: me eminem